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 AuthorTopic: Womens Instructions (Read 7 times)
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« Result #1 on Mar 17, 2009, 9:31pm »
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Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.

Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.

Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.

Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be left out alone.

Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

Never marry a man for money. You'll have to earn every penny.

Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.

A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh all right, I'll stay the night".

Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with.

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.

If he asks you if you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practicing.

When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."

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 AuthorTopic: Suspicious Mother (Read 5 times)
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« Result #2 on Mar 17, 2009, 9:31pm »
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Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep
noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.

Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I
doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from
the house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for

dinner. Love, Brian".

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

"Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie; I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains
that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

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 AuthorTopic: The Girl of My Dream (Read 1 time)
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« Result #3 on Mar 17, 2009, 9:15pm »
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The girl of my dream
Have blue sparkling eyes
When I look into em,
I feel like I'm drowning inside
Her fair skins are smooth like milk,
When she soothes lotions all over em,
It tingles me inside
Her hairs are soft as silk,
When I brush my hands through them
I recognize the fragrance of a Love Spell.
A spell so strong, a love so quick,
A heart was taken, a gift was sent,
An angel from heaven came down to me,
On the first day of December,
Filling my Christmas with love and joy
Her every movement so elegant,
Her every blush so heartening,
Her smiles, her smirks,
Like lava of a volcano,
Melts me down so thoroughly from the inside
Her voice resounds through my body
Like a lullaby, she sings me to sleep
The girl of my dream
Samantha Sue Coop Escudero
You are so beautiful

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 AuthorTopic: A Guy Named Bill (Read 1 time)
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« Result #4 on Mar 3, 2009, 2:30am »
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His name was Bill. He had wild hair, wore a T-shirt with holes in it, blue jeans and no shoes. In the entire time I knew him I never once saw Bill wear a pair of shoes. Rain, sleet or snow, Bill was barefoot. This was literally his wardrobe for his whole four years of college.

He was brilliant and looked like he was always pondering the esoteric.wow power leveling He became a Christian while attending college. Across the street from the campus was a church full of well-dressed, middle-class people. They wanted to develop a ministry to the college students, but they were not sure how to go about it.

One day, Bill decided to worship there. He walked into the church, complete with his wild hair, T-shirt, blue jeans and bare feet.wow gold The church was completely packed, and the service had already begun. Bill started down the aisle to find a place to sit. By now the people were looking a bit uncomfortable, but no one said anything.

As Bill moved closer and closer to the pulpit,wow power leveling he realized there were no empty seats. So he squatted and sat down on the carpet right up front. (Although such behavior would have been perfectly acceptable at the college fellowship, this was a scenario this particular congregation had never witnessed before!) By now, the people seemed uptight, and the tension in the air was thickening.

Right about the time Bill took his ¡°seat,¡± a deacon began slowly making his way down the aisle from the back of the sanctuary. The deacon was in his eighties, had silver gray hair, a three-piece suit and a pocket watch.wow power leveling He was a godly man -- very elegant, dignified and courtly. He walked with a cane and, as he neared the boy, church members thought, ¡°You can¡¯t blame him for what he¡¯s going to do. How can you expect a man of his age and background to understand some college kid on the floor?¡±

It took a long time for the man to reach the boy.wow gold The church was utterly silent except for the clicking of his cane. You couldn¡¯t even hear anyone breathing. All eyes were on the deacon.

But then they saw the elderly man drop his cane on the floor.wow gold With great difficulty, he sat down on the floor next to Bill and worshipped with him. Everyone in the congregation choked up with emotion. When the minister gained control, he told the people, ¡°What I am about to preach, you will never remember. What you¡¯ve just seen, you will never forget.¡±
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« Result #5 on Mar 3, 2009, 2:30am »
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It was my first day as newcomer to Miss Hargrove¡¯s seventh grade. Past ¡°newcomer¡± experiences had been difficult, so I was very anxious to fit in. After being introduced to the class, I bravely put on a smile and took my seat, expecting to be shunned.

Lunchtime was a pleasant surprise when the girls all crowded around my table. Their chatter was friendly, so I began to relax.wow power leveling My new classmates filled me in on the school, the teachers and the other kids. It wasn¡¯t long before the class nerd was pointed out to me: Mary Lou English. Actually she called herself Mary Louise. A prim, prissy young girl with a stern visage and old-fashioned clothes, she wasn¡¯t ugly -- not even funny looking. I thought she was quite pretty,wow gold but I had sense enough not to say so. Dark-eyed and olive-skinned, she had long, silky black hair, but -- she had pipe curls! Practical shoes, long wool skirt and a starched, frilly blouse completed the image of a complete dork. The girls¡¯ whispers and giggles got louder and louder. Mary Lou made eye contact with no one as she strode past our table, chin held high with iron determination. She ate alone.

After school, the girls invited me to join them in front of the school.wow power leveling I was thrilled to be a member of the club, however tentative. We waited. For what, I didn¡¯t yet know. Oh, how I wish I had gone home, but I had a lesson to learn.

Arms wrapped around her backpack, Mary Lou came down the school steps. The taunting began - rude, biting comments and jeering from the girls. I paused, then joined right in. My momentum began to pick up as I approached her. Nasty, mean remarks fell unabated from my lips. No one could tell I¡¯d never done this before. The other girls stepped back and became my cheerleaders. Emboldened, I yanked the strap of her backpack and then pushed her. The strap broke, Mary Lou fell and I backed off. Everyone was laughing and patting me. I fit in. I was a leader.

I was not proud. Something inside me hurt.wow power leveling If you¡¯ve ever picked a wing off a butterfly, you know how I felt.

Mary Lou got up, gathered her books and -- without a tear shed or retort given -- off she went. She held her head high as a small trickle of blood ran down from her bruised knee. I watched her limp away down the street.

I turned to leave with my laughing friends and noticed a man standing beside his car. His olive skin, dark hair and handsome features told me this was her father.wow gold Respectful of Mary Lou¡¯s proud spirit, he remained still and watched the lonely girl walk toward him. Only his eyes -- shining with both grief and pride -- followed. As I passed, he looked at me in silence with burning tears that spoke to my shame and scalded my heart. He didn¡¯t speak a word.

No scolding from a teacher or preaching from a parent could linger as much as that hurt in my heart from the day a father&rsqu


o;s eyes taught me kindness and strength and dignity.wow gold I never again joined the cruel herds. I never again hurt someone for my own gain.
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« Result #6 on Feb 7, 2009, 12:24pm »
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Midnight creeps slowly upon the sunset..." Where am I? " A weak yet steady voice asks... " What is this place? "[i] It asks again...the faint sounds of paw-steps that grow louder drown out its own words. Four muscular silhouttes show through the darkened clearing, large shadows cast onto the forest floor, the moonlight casting its shimmer onto the young cat. Welcome to the land of the Infinant Clans! They mewed in unison. The small cat gazed up at them. " Infinant Clans? " It asked slowly, taking a step back. As if to answer its question, all four cats rose nimbly to their paws and replied in unison.

" Be not afraid young one, you've stumbled unto a land full of greatness. The most noblest of warriors roamed this land, and you may to. " The mewed yet again in unison.

" I of BattleCLan " a loud voice came from the cat on the far end.
" I of CrimsonClan " came another from right beside him.
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" And I of HiddenClan " rang out the last voice.


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« Result #7 on Jun 7, 2008, 4:58pm »
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Humans populated the Earth and Horses were second in line of being the Top of the food chain. All horses were Domestic in those times until the Humans knew it was coming. WWIII had already started and the humans had turned the horses loose. Onto every Island that there was so they were safe. The humans all died out, horses were alone and devastated. They mangaged to travel to other places and repopulate but the blow was hard and half of the species was swiped out. The others had been used for battle and lots had to breed and help the island to make the equines popular, while other animals came to the island they got frightened, fighting and doing everything they shouldn’t.

Equines split in three. Light, Dark and neutral alliances. The Lights took parts of the Land and the Darks did aswell. The neutrals put themselves between the two alliances as they were Half Dark and Light so they couldn’t allow them to fight. It made the Darks angry and attack the Lights, taking over Land which they lost by a king. The king died soon and so the Darks moved out because they said the Land was boring, but soon some travellers stayed here and found it lovely. Soon it was popular and the Equines were thriving the World but this Land was by far the most popular and successful. But now again the Lights and Darks are going to try for Battle. But will they accept this Challenge? What side will the Neutrals go onto? You deicide this fate...




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« Result #8 on Jun 25, 2007, 1:57pm »
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YOU!!!!You best stay away from me!!!You rude fox dung!!!I'm watching you!And you better not be rude to my friend!
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« Result #9 on Jun 24, 2007, 4:03pm »
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Name:Loyalty or Love

Link: What will you choose?

Admins:Aquastar, Secretstar

Members:2

Plot:Nearly done

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« Result #10 on Jun 23, 2007, 7:29pm »
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I so knew that! *goes to modify and work on*
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